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Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -

TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.

REMEMBER BENGHAZI: 9/11/12 - AMB Chris Stevens, Glen Doherty, Tyrone Woods, Sean Smith and their families! ALL HEROES!

Bernie & Hillary -

CAN WE TRUST BARACK OBAMA? - "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." Barack Hussein Obama

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 8:58 pm
So your saying that all muslims are bad. you make me sick
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
This is a ph**oshoped image and a missquote
OTC - October 3, 2012, 4:44 pm
World domination, isn't that the goal of evil people in the James Bond movies? And they always seem to fail.


LEARN HISTORY OR... - REPEAT IT. Those Who Cannot Learn From History Are Doomed To Repeat It. Obama is the mistake America will learn. Don't do it AGAIN! Correct The Mistake: November 6, 2012. Obama... NEVER AGAIN!

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.21/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:32 pm
I love things taken out of context. They can be manipulated for what ever purpose you wish. Jesus said eat of my body and drink of my blood and live forever. This does not make him Dracula.


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:24 pm
I love it! In honor of this poster, this little piggy is going to market.

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN: - Mechanics don't fix cars, Wrenches do. Carpenters don't build houses, Hammers do. Firemen don't save lives, Axes do. Doctors don't cure people, Knives do.

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.87/5

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Renza - March 28, 2013, 7:07 pm
you repost a lot batty.

MASS SHOOTERS WERE DEMOCRATS - Guns are not the problem. Democrats are the real problem. Disarm the Democrats! They have proved that they are not capable of living peacefully with anyone.

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.16/5

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Rudedog - February 10, 2013, 1:19 am
Yeah but if gun laws were more restrictive then these acts of madness would have been averted. "Sarcasm defined".


TAGS: look for military voter suppression
Rating: 4.26/5

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eddyleesmith - December 24, 2012, 12:11 am
Romney wants to spend even more on the DOD budget while the DOD has not been able to account for over $1 trillion per year in their spending. Every govt branch and office needs to be audited so we know who to cut funding to.
foxrecon19d - November 9, 2012, 6:51 pm
uhhh...yeah...MashiMashi, do you need me to call 911 for you? The shrooms' 'gotts' you, man! uhhhhh...woman?
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 11:25 am
Wh wasn't this whole absentee ballot thing fixed back when AL GORE was trying to supress it. Every election wee gotts hear about this Absentee ballot debacle.
foxrecon19d - November 8, 2012, 8:41 pm
WOOOOW!!! Your 'god' won another four years and now you want to talk about how the absentee ballots for soldiers serving overseas never made it to them...again?? Your 'god' won. Why are you so angry?...heh...heh...heh...
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:58 pm
Are these the same projectionist that perdicted Romney would take Florida, Iowa, Ohio, Wisconsin ????


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:42 pm

JUST RESTRICT GUN RIGHTS OF DEMOCRATS, - not Republicans. They are incapable of living peacefully with anyone. Most crimes and murders are committed in the cities of America and by the constituency of the Democratic Party.

POPULISTS LIKE OBAMA - will destroy America. Wake up! Wake up and smell the fascism. Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It's time National Socialism was destroyed in THIS country now!

THE EXPERTS AGREE - gun control works

TAGS: gun control hitler castro qaddafi stalin idi amin mao tse tung pol pot kim jong il
Rating: 4.43/5

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ipaprime - September 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
you eed to remove Qaddafi from the line up cause it didnt work for him

ILLUMINATI CARD GAME - How in the world did Steve Jackson know that the Twin Towers of the WTC were going to be attacked? This card accurately depicted the World Trade Center attack in great detail.

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.63/5

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posterman - April 17, 2013, 9:18 am
come on bat...next you will be exposing dollar bills with 9/11 prophesy...stick to the real issues you are good at!
PapaFox - November 12, 2012, 4:13 pm
Illuminati?? LOL no wonder you're such a loon! :-D
Cannabal - November 12, 2012, 3:31 pm


TAGS: mitt romney gaffe fail laryngitis
Rating: 2.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - December 28, 2013, 1:12 pm
Remember when he said, "If you like your plan you can keep it"?
fauxnews - September 21, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great point, mate. Romney lies in public and then says how he really feels in private. Tell me again why should trust him when he knows the cameras are rolling? Rubbish
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:43 pm
I would like for you to demonstrate how Obama is looking our for me. In context, Romney wasn't worried about getting their votes. Earlier this year he said the poor have a safety net and that he needs to worry about the middle class.
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:51 pm
TRANSLATION: It hurts my feelings when you are right and I am wrong. Time for a good'ole red herring. Here's hoping no one will notice my lame attempt to change the subject with a distraction, albeit a lame one. Here goes nothing! *prays*
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
His job is not president. His job is to try to get the presidency for now. Obama's job is supposed to be president, but he can't stay away from golf and partying with celebs.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
Isreal will always be a friend of Isreal.... Those guys LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
You're a liar, mate. He didn't say that. EXACT QUOTE:“47 percent of the people”will vote for Obama “no matter what.”“My job is not to worry about those people." He's running for President. The job of President is care about ALL America.Not just his voters
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:13 pm
Those of us with jobs and that create jobs remember it! Besides, what is wrong with stating the truth, he didn't say they don't matter, he said they will probably vote to maintain not paying income tax.
fauxnews - September 20, 2012, 12:12 pm
Nope mate. Neither does anyone else. They are too preoccupied with Romney's "47% of America doesn't matter" gaffe to care. (chuckle)
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:13 am
Remember when he said, "You didn't build this?"

OBAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG - Saying it musically, Obama am a ding-dong!

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.52/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:01 am
Catchy. Sending this to my niece.
arnnatz - October 7, 2012, 7:32 pm
me some too
JGalt - October 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
jaxx - October 7, 2012, 6:52 pm

reason enough -

TAGS: neverhillary
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - May 28, 2016, 1:44 pm
Sorry, nope. This just smells of BS anyway, c'mon. http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-stupid-quote/

Guns save lives, keep us free -

TAGS: vik battaile
Rating: 4.56/5

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RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:23 pm
It won't
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:23 am
It's true what the NRA says. Proof, in Hungary Hand guns are illegal. Only Police and Criminals own them.

OBAMALOGIC - Supports civilian uprisings in Libya, Egypt, and Syria. Asks why any civilian would need an "assault" rifle.


Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -

GUN RIGHTS ARE A CIVIL LIBERTY - People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence, they're begging for rule by brute force!!!

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Rating: 4.87/5

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Doggit - January 14, 2013, 9:15 am
The constitutional reason; protection from tyranny.
OTC - December 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
OTC - December 23, 2012, 9:42 pm
The one realistic reason to own a weapon- it pisses off a iberal
Bandit5906 - December 17, 2012, 10:43 pm
The one realistic reason for owning guns: self-defense!
PapaFox - December 8, 2012, 8:33 am
You should add the one realistic reason for owning guns - hunting.


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Rating: 4.76/5

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RonaldReagan - July 19, 2015, 2:17 am
Spotted Shatner's toupee. Do I get a prize?


TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.36/5

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terroraustralis - January 17, 2014, 10:34 am
well, when you kidnap someone and torture them for years it doesnt matter whether they liked you or not when you first picked them up, they're gonna want you dead.
liveinashoe - September 1, 2013, 11:41 pm
He was released to Saudi Arabia in 2007 and passed through a Saudi rehabilitation program for former jihadists before resurfacing with Al Qaeda in Yemen
vbattaile - October 26, 2012, 10:56 pm
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate
PaGreer - October 25, 2012, 5:33 pm
We may have armed them, but we didn't create them. Good investment at the time because it helped to drive the USSR to bankruptcy. Tell me, what good came from this dweeb being released from GITMO? Good feelings, maybe? Ahh, sweet! That's so important.
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:26 am
Where did al Qaeda and the Taliban come from? Oh...right. We armed them to fight the Russians.

RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS - Support The Right To "Bear Arms". The right of the people to "Keep and Bear Arms" shall not be infringed! The 2nd Amendment... It's Not About Hunting


TAGS: willie wonka obama job stopper
Rating: 4.55/5

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Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 1:03 am
Hilarious (and true)
funnyguy88 - October 16, 2012, 2:22 pm
Great job !! now THAT is creative and damm funny !! cheers !! :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2012, 8:56 am

Nice one Fox....5L
GrouchoMarxist - September 4, 2012, 8:03 am
You are confusing Facts with hate... Color me surprised
terroraustralis - September 4, 2012, 6:43 am
ITS FUNNY! ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY. the poster isnt that great, but the simple fact that foxrecon is using humour, instead of the usual hate filled bile, means im giving this 5L
GrouchoMarxist - September 3, 2012, 11:37 pm
I remember when birthers questioned Trig's mother.... you?
Bull - September 3, 2012, 11:13 pm
This is pretty funny, 5L - I don't see anything misspelled in the poster itself and that's really what matters. Like I said once before, haters gonna hate. (oh no, I used urban vernacular! them grammar nazi's is gonna geet me!!)
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:32 pm
of your slander and unwillingness to have your positions picked apart with facts. v/r,
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:32 pm
hate behind any of my posters/comments. I don't hate the POTUS, I don't know him. I disagree with his policies. My motivation is from love of my country and its Constitution. Thanks for leveling false accusations against me. Don't let facts get in the way
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:31 pm
That is excellent! Thanks for proving my point that the content is solid. Also, I have no idea where you get the idea that I care where the POTUS was born. I've said many times he was from Hawaii and it is a distraction from the real issues. There is no
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2012, 10:26 pm
Hmmm...What is funny is that you believe anyone cares about what you are interested in. If we wanted to create posters that were interesting to you, there would be nothing but Dora the Explorer posters on this site.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 10:16 pm
P.P.S. That said, if I could care less about what you think, WTFO, it has something to do with your absurd belief in the whole birther thing. Anyone who would sink that low and is driven by such hate won't be taken seriously by me(i.e. u lost my interest)
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 10:12 pm
P.S. Truth be told. It's an okay poster. But the font he always uses goes against the de-motivational style which kills it. And, yes, spelling will always kill a poster since if you are going to attack someone, you open yourself with said incompetence.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 10:10 pm
*yawn* You misspelled gramar.LOL
WTFO - September 3, 2012, 10:02 pm
All you have is gramar-nazi on this? I guess the content is sound then, since that is all you can go after. I like the concept. Good job and 5L, not withstanding the spelling error.
romneyisatool - September 3, 2012, 9:58 pm
Who is Willie? LOL Too bad it is spelled, Willy.HA! HA! Poster = FAIL. Leave comedy to the professionals. You sound like Romney trying to tell a joke. X-D

Hillary's War On Women -

Socialist Screwball -


TAGS: willard mitt romney election gaffe
Rating: 2.56/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:11 pm
You mean like the people the cling to guns and religion, or the you didn't build it crowd, or maybe the people bam bam doesn't think pay their fair share?
HRoark - September 18, 2012, 4:12 pm
How is Romney regretting saying this? He said he stood by the statement. I can say real conservatives are quite happy for him speaking the truth, on the free-loaders and Libyans.
freasy - September 18, 2012, 2:43 pm
Its true, and I will be voting against the communist
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:45 am
Agreed. After the Libya gaffe and now this, I'd say he's "overdone." No one likes an over-cooked, dry turkey.LOL
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:44 am
When Romney himself regrets saying this and when Romney's own campaign is trying feverishly to make this ALL go away. In other words, when it is costing you the election according to conservatives AND liberals alike.LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 9:23 am
The 53% are going to work now... You later... Oh BTW... Many of those 47's know obama won't create a job for them either.
deerbag2 - September 18, 2012, 9:21 am
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:34 am
When is stating the truth a gaff?

DUMB AND DUMBER - When you've never done the pledge of allegiance, you don't know what to do! If the photo is reversed, then they have their wedding rings on the wrong hand.


JOKE'S OVER - Bring on the REAL President. Obama: One Word Joke. Obama Is A Clown But He Isn't Funny. Are We Over Obama Yet? Four More? Are You Insane?

TAGS: vik battaile radical republican obama
Rating: 4.29/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:23 am
This is a little funny. Mostly because of that classic R. Lee Ermey stare

VEHICLES - Kill people!


CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS - Guns Ain't The Problem, Criminals Are!!!

THESE PLEASURE-PRODUCING DISTRACTIONS - embody the prolefeed necessary to keep the proles in the same state of stupidity as the animals. The other purpose is to sap all the time of the proles so they have no time in their lives for governmental matters.

COME RAIN OR SHINE - Soldiers of the 3rd Inf Reg. continue to stand guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, despite the worsening weather conditions surrounding Hurricane Sandy. The tomb has been guarded continuously since 1948.

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Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - June 4, 2015, 6:55 pm
Home of the brave

OBAMA'S FRIENDS: - Ayers - Terrorist. Wright - Racist. Rezko - Criminal. Raines - Swindler. Johnston - Swindler. Alinsky - Mentor. Is this the CHANGE you want? Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MR. PRESIDENT, - the day that you publicly take responsibility for your "Fast and Furious" slaughter and clean up your own horrendous weapons mess, I'll be very willing to listen to your ideas on gun control.

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Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - February 3, 2013, 2:36 pm
They just did a too fats too furiouse arms deal in MILWAUKEE the fools lost thier own machine gun.

we the sheeple -

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Rating: 4.47/5

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ChadAllen - April 25, 2013, 2:13 pm
The best wolf/sheeple pic I've seen to date!

MARK TWAIN - ~ Personal responsibility ~ (Kryptonite to the Obama crowd.)

Democrat Robert C. Byrd -

THE BLOWBACK FROM LIBYA - Ultimately, as President Harry Truman meant it when he put the famous sign on his Oval Office desk, the "buck stops" nowhere else but at the White House.


Signed- Hillary Clinton and the Democrat Party -

I AM NOT MY HUSBAND - Looks like you're channeling someone much more malevolent.

Obama's Nefarious Priorities -

Hostage -

Illegal Parasites -

ASSAULT WEAPONS - Good enough for Obama to sell to Mexican Drug Cartels, but not good enough for you to own for self defense. Any attempt to disarm Americans will be resisted.

Those Evil Republicans -

OBAMA 2012: PARASITE NATION - Obama: Preaching "Hope and Change" to the Dopes and Deranged! Impeach the Leech

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Rating: 4.41/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 8:57 pm
Very true, but we can all break it down farther and just say people are people. They all just want to be happy. Unfortunately people as I did stereotype people by party. It was wrong. I am just sick of party vs party. both parties have good and bad Ideas.
arnnatz - January 8, 2013, 7:08 pm
Define republican state. Just because a state votes republican, that doesn't mean that the majority are republican. It could also mean that a higher percentage of republicans in those states vote than the number of dems
eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:07 pm
And yet the republican states lead in welfare.

Hillary Clinton : A legacy of treachery & death! -

Priorities -

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES - No action was taken, no troops deployed to aid those under siege in the 7 hour attack. Obama and his administration did nothing.

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bandit5906 - September 14, 2016, 11:36 pm
Obama should be tried jailed and hung for treason. He watched them die on live TV. Prolly lit up a torp*** and relaxed!

Obama's Promise to Bill Clinton -

STUPID PEOPLE - should be spayed and neutered. Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever. Progressives are DEFINITIVE PROOF that STUPID cannot be fixed !

A closet Muslim -

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.09/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Exactly! One has to study Islam in 11th grade world history now in public schools. This is called propaganda at its finest xD
RONHUSTLEMAN - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm
lol....clearly you know NOTHING about ISLAM!

"LITTLE BUDDY!" - If Romney is the millionaire, and Paul Ryan is Gilligan, then no wonder no one ever gets off that damn island!

TAGS: gilligan paul ryan funny poster
Rating: 2.79/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:18 pm

Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -

TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.

Liberalism -

BARACK OBAMA: PATHOLOGICAL LIAR - Obama: Out of Ideas, Out of Excuses, Out of Time. Boot Obama Out! Obama Out of Office 2012. Obamaless 1/20/13 or ASAP.

TAGS: battaile
Rating: 4.71/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:13 pm
Oddly enough there was not the whining and complaining when over 1000 Americans were killed in embassies while Bush was in office.


OBAMA: ALL HAT NO CATTLE - Just Words, No Substance. No Barack Obumma!

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Rating: 4.44/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:33 am
Barry is also like t*** on a bull


Are our soldiers going hungry while Congress boosts its pay? -

WHERE WAS THE HELP THEY ASKED FOR? - The Watergate cover-up, the Iran-Contra Arms-Deal, and the Monica Lewinsky scandals all pale in comparison to this far more severe Benghazi cover-up.

WHEN DEMOCRATS RULE - There are similarities in large U.S. cities worth noting. Cities such as Detroit, Chicago, Oakland, Los Angeles, San Francisco and others are deep in debt, and their streets are filled with human depravity.

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Rating: 4.61/5

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vbattaile - January 15, 2014, 2:14 am
yea, Mexifornia is doomed.....
vbattaile - January 15, 2014, 2:14 am
Report Warns That Los Angeles Is a City in Decline: http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/report-warns-that-los-angeles-is-a-city-in-decline-is-la-doomed/question-4136357/?page=11&postId=121290485#post_121290485&link=ibaf&q=&esrc=s
foxrecon19d - March 23, 2013, 7:32 am
True. Washington became the most corrupt city in America when a Chicago politician became president and filled his cabinet with even more Chicago politicians. And having lived in Chicago, I see America becoming more and more like...well, Chicago.
Cannabal - March 22, 2013, 9:17 pm
Not true. Everyone knows that D.C. is the most corrupt city in America.


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Rating: 3.63/5

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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm
Are you listening Barry?
Reality Lord - July 28, 2013, 7:04 pm

Preacher Man - March 28, 2013, 12:31 pm
Four years? More like twenty years.

White Privilege is a Myth -

TAGS: white privilege is a myth
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MMessEnnBeeCee - May 25, 2015, 3:51 pm
That's the best you can do? 46 votes and it's only at 1.95? Wimps!

It's A Sad State Of Affairs -

SMART WOMEN VOTE ROMNEY - Women who care about America's future will vote for Mitt Romney

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Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2013, 4:24 pm

BENGHAZI-GATE: OBAMA KNEW - The truth is out – the Obama administration knew that the Benghazi attack was pre-planned within 24 hours afterward. There is no other way to call it – they knowingly lied to the American electorate.

DOGS FOR ROMNEY RYAN '12 - Dogs Against Obama. Nobama 2012

Blindfolds and Kool-Aid -

Obama To The SCOTUS??? -


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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:21 pm
Say the people that insist the solution to our problems is more of the policies that created the problems.
Scramblus - September 9, 2013, 8:16 pm
How many **** motivators can one man make?
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2013, 10:22 pm
Perhaps you might want to re-think that?
Renza - February 22, 2013, 5:19 pm
Yes, but this is way more fun. Ooh, what happens when you put a republican in front of a mirror? - They tell the other guy hes an idiot liberal conspirator that doesn't know what hes talking about.
vbattaile - February 22, 2013, 4:14 pm
got anything better to do with your creative life???????
Renza - February 22, 2013, 8:15 am
They're far more willing to listen to reason and facts than a republican. So I say go for it


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fauxnews - January 27, 2014, 3:03 am
That's cute, kid. You hold onto that.
fauxnews - January 26, 2014, 9:55 pm
TRANSLATION: blah blah blah blah blarnnatz...
OTC - January 26, 2014, 9:01 pm
Just goes to show when you act human we can come to agreements, but when you act like a liberal...
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm
I get it.You're bitter.Dont pretend I didnt see you try(and fail)to drag other people into your quarrel with me only for them to ignore you and for it to backfire. Just drink a warm glass of milk & tell mommy all about it. Everything will be okay kid. :-)
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 8:40 pm
Oh, you don't need to remind me that you're fuming mad and insecurely trying to get back at me. Especially when you're jumping into a friendly conservation between me and birdseed that had nothing to do with you. Therapist wouldn't answer his phone again?
OTC - January 25, 2014, 5:49 pm
Exactly faux. Try telling that to stupid liberals who believe in same s e x marriage that they are destroying the foundation of civilization
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 12:36 am
Well....gotta keep the lass happy...lol..Behind every strong man is an understanding, much stronger woman. :-) The foundation of civilization.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:25 am

Hey, Victoria. your slip is showing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:22 am

As opposed to what? don't produce?, don't consume?, bear nothing?, be nothing?.....this poster is riddled with nonsense. 1L
birddseedd - January 25, 2014, 12:22 am
"Great post, mate" What he doesnt know, I do what my wife tells me to :P
fauxnews - January 25, 2014, 12:14 am
Exactly, live out of your heart and you will never go wrong. Shakespeare once said,"There is nothing ever good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Maybe the Egyptians weren't crazy after all equating the heart with the mind. Great post, mate.
birddseedd - January 25, 2014, 12:07 am
What if my wife and kid make me happy? I don't do things because other people expect it, I do it because it makes me happy. Wouldn't not doing something because of anothers opinions, in itself be conformity? Conforming to a smaller opinion.
simplegenius - December 5, 2012, 2:41 pm
you don't have to do any of that except work so you have money to buy necessities.. the others are suggestions.


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BlackLivesMatter - March 18, 2016, 12:56 am
an UP yours, ain't this the mother f***ing truth?
realitycheck - September 27, 2015, 3:44 am
Because what could go wrong with giving the government the power to sic the IRS on churches it doesn't like?
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:21 pm
Tax the church of scientology. They are not a church but are tax exempt. Can I open a church with me as the Pope? I don't like paying taxes either.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:01 pm
"love of money"
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:01 pm
You should re read it, never says money is the root of all evil.
JGalt - December 28, 2013, 5:57 pm
1 Timothy 6:10 King James Version (KJV) For the love of [money is the root of all evil]: which while some coveted after, they have erre
JGalt - December 28, 2013, 5:57 pm
Sure it does. 1 Timothy 6:10. But its taken out of context
birddseedd - December 27, 2013, 1:28 pm
Miss quote, the bible never says money is the root of all evil.
RonaldReagan - December 15, 2013, 9:57 am
Offensive. Churches give most of their money away.

ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS... - YOU'RE SAFE. The zombies are after brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA - to Prove You're Not a Racist. Now It's Time to Vote For Romney to Prove You're Not an Idiot! Opposing Socialism/Tyranny Is Not Racism! It's Patriotism!

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:39 pm
Thousands of republicans refused to vote because their party put up a flip flopping liberal to run against Obama. Even I would have voted for a conservative candidate and voted for A libertarian because that was the closest candidate that was running.


I RESPECT WOMEN - Manners make the man. "Unity" is a 2-way street of mutual respect! "Woman is the handsomest in animal creation." Hebrew

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birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 6:50 pm
Obviously created by a single guy.
RonaldReagan - December 15, 2013, 9:55 am

Senile Socialist -

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OTC - September 22, 2015, 11:38 pm
Well, he didn't say "paid" vacation

HOPE - CHANGE - FAIL - This time stay home and let the taxpayers/grown-ups do the voting.

OPPRESSION STARTS WITH GUN REGISTRATION - One of the main causes of the American colonies to rebel against the British was their seizing of citizens' guns. So it is with totalitarian governments — Adolf Hitler, Castro, Stalin, Mao.

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calron - June 7, 2015, 2:35 pm
Hitler Ate Sugar.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Hitler also beat the hell out of his dog, he ra**d his cousin, and did so many horrible things that I would run out of room on herr before I even finished listing twenty five percent of what he did.
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:42 pm
Hitler also loved dogs-discuss.
ipaprime - March 6, 2013, 7:53 am
no he quoted history, herr gobbels
PapaFox - March 5, 2013, 8:09 pm
Godwinized yourself AGAIN. :-D

LIBERAL INTELLIGENCE? - Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the DNC stated, that Republicans believe illegal immigration “should in fact be a crime.” What part of illegal does she not get?

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:54 pm
WTFO - December 10, 2013, 12:53 am
I'd enjoy hearing how this is out of context. However, here it is on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqJO6sk7AA at about the 30 second mark. Not out of context, she's an idiot that doesn't understand entering the US illegally is a crime.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 8:16 pm
I think this is something that is being taken out of context. facts are not facts unless stated IN context
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:12 pm
Sorry there was a typo in my #51584 post. I meant to say "her ignorance is NOT representative of every liberal". However, as stated her role as DNC chair is to forward the majority opinion of her party.
politicz - April 7, 2013, 11:28 am
So you are implying that all liberals follow her? Why is it that every time I argue with someone here, the people I argue against use the generalization fallacy.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:47 am
lol, so was I. the formatting/placement of these comments can be so weird.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:46 am
I was responding the politicz, not you. Sorry for the confusion.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:41 am
I believe you may be misinterpreting the joke... I'm not saying you did say anything, I'm saying if we did the same thing as the poster, and were to generalize republicans based off of Palin, seeing them make posters like this would appear common place.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:16 am
While her ignorance is representative of every liberal, she is a leading voice in her party and is in charge of forwarding their agenda.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:04 am
As the head of the DNC, she is a representative of liberalism in the Dem party.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 5:39 pm
Strawman fallacy. I never said that.
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:16 pm
if you base republicans off of sara palin, it shouldn't be too big of surprise.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 7:01 am
So you generalize all liberals on this woman?


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RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 9:26 pm
A keeper. Sending this to my son. Whether you agree with the politics of gun control or not, this is undeniably a gut buster. Five stars

DON'T LET OBAMA FOOL YOU! - Barry Obama is not true with his past! FOOL you TWICE, SHAME on YOU

The Obama Nation is an abomination!! -

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Scramblus - August 13, 2013, 5:24 pm
Apparantly the author wants Obama to engage in necromancy.

REGIME CHANGE 2012 - Romney Ryan 2012: It's Time For Change. REAL HOPE AND REAL CHANGE COMING!

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JGalt - December 6, 2012, 12:06 am
apparently you have not seen the figures about how conficating 100% of salaries of the rich would not even begin to fund the deficit. Liberals fail to comprehend that its a spending problem, not a tax revenue problem!
realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:07 pm
It's just a shame socialism is never put to use the way it should be. Force the ultra wealthy to pay their real fair share of taxes. They would rather watch the whole country descend into chaos then lend a helping hand to a fragile economy.
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 1:07 am
Obama's Logic: make everyone poor by "giving money to the poor" Simply:socialism where everyone is equally poor
romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 11:51 pm
Okay, set my clock... to four more years of Obama. Make sure you do the same... REAL change is coming. Gains in the Senate... Bush Taxes expire... Vik jumping out his window.. hahahahaha


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MPsniper - December 18, 2012, 8:47 am
uhmmmmmmmmmm....pre-born....and....unborn....dont mean the same thing.
foxrecon19d - December 17, 2012, 7:25 pm
"... said the illiterate who can't even post a reply properly ... :-D" According to PapaFox, posting a reply "properly" must start with "Our Obama, who art in Washington. hallowed be thy name..."
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 6:19 pm
... said the illiterate who can't even post a reply properly ... :-D
foxrecon19d - December 17, 2012, 6:14 pm
Borderline illiterate? Seeing as how you are so completely spellbound to anything that your Obamassiah tells you, a "borderline illiterate" is your intellectual master. Happy to continue your education, but I can't help you with your g** fantasies.
foxrecon19d - December 17, 2012, 6:14 pm
Borderline illiterate? Seeing as how you are so completely spellbound to anything that your Obamassiah tells you, a "borderline illiterate" is your intellectual master. Happy to continue your education, but I can't help you with your g** fantasies.
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 8:39 am
Learn anything from a borderline illiterate? Not likely. (And why are you having homo***ual fantasies now?) :-D
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 4:50 pm
Looks like YOU are the one getting the education, Lick Nuts. You are welcome.
PapaFox - December 16, 2012, 3:42 pm
FFS get an education.
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 2:59 pm
Who fought a Civil War in defense of slavery? Nice try, Obama sycophant. And which party has kept blacks enslaved to them to this very day? Nice try, though. I'm sure your God Obama will grant you get TWO food stamps to put in your buscuit.
PapaFox - December 16, 2012, 2:37 pm
The Democratic Party didn't exist in 1787 when the US Constitution was written. FFS, get an education.
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 1:40 pm
SLAVERY-Brought to you by the Democrats. The KKK- Same thing. Guess that makes it okay also. Hypocrite much, PF?
PapaFox - December 16, 2012, 10:55 am
Roe v Wade -- brought to you by a conservative Republican-dominated Supreme Court.


The Insanity of Political Correctness -

WELL, WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, FEINSTEIN? - The FBI statistics, from 2005 to 2011, show that more people were killed with "blunt instruments" like hammers and clubs than by rifles.


AMERICA DETESTS HYPOCRITES - Limousine liberals and penthouse proletariats take their own affluence for granted while begrudging it to the rest of us. The hypocrisy is sickening.

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 8:06 am
realogic incapable of discerning the hypocrisy of socialist celebrating their wealth. And hates people that use their own wealth to help others become self sufficient instead of dependent.
realogic - February 3, 2013, 10:43 pm
Just remember tho the Republicans would be absolutely no different if the shoe was on the other foot. Blame your entire government for past 30-40 years for the mess you are in now.

CHICAGO POLITICS COMES TO D.C. - Chicago has one of the most – if not the most – restrictive gun laws in the United States, and yet it has one of the highest gun-related murder rates. New York City runs a tight second in both of these areas.

DETROIT IN RUINS - Guess which party has been in control?